Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
How does dinner smell?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?