What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What does the sun drink out of?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Which insect makes the best father?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?