What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What is another name for a cow?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?