What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why are baseball games at night?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?