Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
No, to whom.
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What type of car do planets buy?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?