Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why was the broom late for school?
What is the coolest country?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?