What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?