What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What is the coolest country?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What table can you never sit at?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
