What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?