Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?