What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why do cows wear bells?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What are baby potatoes called?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?