What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
How can you farm during the winter?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What do fish do at parades?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
