Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What animal always goes to heaven?
