Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Which animal will never go bald?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What is the most faithful insect?
