Bears love exotic cars.
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?