Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?