What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?