What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Fiddler on the Hoof!
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
