What's a goose's favorite book?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
I broke my finger!
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?