What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?