What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
How does a witch play loud music?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?