What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do you call a sad latte?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why is a computer so smart?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What do bees chew?