Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do pigs do over the summer?
How are mountains able to see?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What's the friendliest pen?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?