Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?