What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Swimming trunks!
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why are fish such good architects?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
