What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
How do birds threaten one another?