What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Mars® bars.
How can you farm during the winter?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What did March say to the madness?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
