What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Mars® bars.
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
How does a penguin build its house?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why is money so stubborn?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What style of music weighs the most?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What day never takes itself seriously?