Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
It kept raining cats and dogs.
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why was the spider so smart?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?