Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
It kept raining cats and dogs.
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What does the sun drink out of?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why are frogs always happy?