Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
It kept raining cats and dogs.
What do you call a baby monkey?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Do dads always snore?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
It's allergy season again?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?