Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
It kept raining cats and dogs.
What animal likes to party the most?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why do bees buzz?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What kind of music do planets like?
We had a discussion about roses.
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Where do polar bears vote?