What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
I need to go pie down.
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Where does breakfast live?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Where do books sleep?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What vegetables make the best music?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?