What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
I need to go pie down.
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why did the snake cross the road?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?