What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
I need to go pie down.
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Who are Frosty's parents?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
