How do you measure a millennial?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
How does a cow do math?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?