Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?