What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak.
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What's the holiest insect?
What fairy loves to count?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
