What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?