Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What's the loudest sport?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What says: oom oom oom?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why do cows go to New York?
Surprise!!!!
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Where do pigs love to take naps?