What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Casual Friday.
Which animal should never work for the government?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What style of music weighs the most?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
