What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What words make the best athletes?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Where do polar bears vote?
What's a forklift?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?