What insect runs away from everything?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why are baseball games at night?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What tea do footballers drink?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?