What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
A puddle.
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
How do automobiles fly?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?