What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
A puddle.
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
When should you start writing a book?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why did the echo get detention?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What's a frog's favorite sport?