What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
A puddle.
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
