What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
A CAT-erpillar.
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do you call a small mom?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
How does a barber get to work?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?