What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
A CAT-erpillar.
Why do fish live in salt water?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do jokesters study in college?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Where do surfers go to school?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
