What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What is a table you can eat?
What sweet treat never panics?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why is a doctor always calm?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?