What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
He has a case of March Madness®.
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
How are mountains able to see?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
