What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
He has a case of March Madness®.
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do you give a sick lemon?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What's black and white and red all over?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
How do you get straight A's?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
How does a cow do math?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?