What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
He has a case of March Madness®.
What's a frog's favorite year?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why are winter days great?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
How long do chickens work?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What's the most masculine animal?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?