What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
He has a case of March Madness®.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?