Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What's a car's favorite TV show?