What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Rap.
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Did you know about April 1st?
What was the first animal in space?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
