What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Rap.
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?