Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
When do mice play every day?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What do you call a dog in space?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why was the cat so small?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
How do you get straight A's?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?