Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why are books always so angry?
How can you make 7 even?
What is the color of the wind?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What is another name for a cow?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why do magicians score well in exams?