Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
The ball-et.
What time is your dentist appointment?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What type of car do planets buy?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
How do you compliment a cat?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
