What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What animal loves a baseball game?
How do billboards talk?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why do math teachers love March?
What do you call hiking college students?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?