Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What are you studying in math?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why do plants hate algebra?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?