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Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Did you know about April 1st?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?