What did you learn in school today, son?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Where do termites go camping?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What do you call a silly hill?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Where do actors go to pray?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?