What did you learn in school today, son?
Not enough, dad. I have to go back tomorrow.
How do you make antifreeze?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
How do scientists grow fruit?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What words make the best athletes?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
