What did you learn in school today, son?
Not enough, dad. I have to go back tomorrow.
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What is blue and not heavy?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?