What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What's a cat's favorite color?
How does a cow do math?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?