Why are pigs so good at building houses?
They bring plenty of ham-mers.
What do you call a flying police officer?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where do termites go camping?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?