Why are pigs so good at building houses?
They bring plenty of ham-mers.
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?