Why are pigs so good at building houses?
They bring plenty of ham-mers.
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?