Why are pigs so good at building houses?
They bring plenty of ham-mers.
It's allergy season again?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?