Why are pigs so good at building houses?
They bring plenty of ham-mers.
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What nationality are most fish?
What says: oom oom oom?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?