Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
They share a common enemy, always fussing at them for eating too many sweets!
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Where was Noah born?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What season begins with a thud?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Which animals make the best football players?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?