Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
They share a common enemy, always fussing at them for eating too many sweets!
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why are trees always so positive?