Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
They share a common enemy, always fussing at them for eating too many sweets!
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why do plants hate algebra?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Where are average things manufactured?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?