What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why are turtles so shy?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why do some people love eating snails?