What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
I'm just kitten' around.
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What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?