What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why was the bud so shy?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
