What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
I'm just kitten' around.
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why do moms make good vintners?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?