Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Because they understand the gravity of the situation
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What math figure is also in the band?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why are skeletons so calm?