Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Because they understand the gravity of the situation
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
The museum curator needed a break.
What did summer say to spring?
How does a penguin build its house?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?