Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?