How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
You rocket.
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Where do mermaids see movies?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What's the opposite of irony?
What are you studying in math?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did spring break up with winter?