How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
You rocket.
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?