Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Savannah, Georgia.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
I broke my finger!
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
When do cows get tired?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What does an evil hen lay?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
