What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
How do bears keep cool?