What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Dam.
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why are cars magic?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?