How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
How do you measure a millennial?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What animal likes to party the most?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why did the chicken cross the net?