What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Dam.
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Where was Noah born?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What bee is good for your health?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Which family member is always relieved?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?