What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Dam.
How do billboards talk?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Where do books sleep?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
