Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
They get a little strung out.
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?