Which animal is the best at trying new things?
A guinea pig.
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do you call a pig thief?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Which cats love to be petted?
