How did the toad die?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What did summer say to spring?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why are fish such good architects?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?