Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?