Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What kind of ant is good at math?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Where do surfers go to school?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Which founding father loves to sing?