How do you make a Kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?