How do you make a Kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What is an archer's favorite store?
