How do you make a Kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What does an evil hen lay?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What siblings are always sad?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?