How do you make a Kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
How does a penguin build its house?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
When do mice play every day?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What bird is always sad?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?