Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why did the person sit on the clock?