Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
How do fall and winter say hello?
How does dinner smell?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do you call a tired tree?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Which elf is the best singer?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?