What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
A barbequeue.
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What is the color of the wind?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
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Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Where do chips wear socks?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What's the richest basketball team?