Why was the mime upset?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What animal likes to party the most?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Which music festival was full of lumber?