What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
A barbequeue.
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
How do you get straight A's?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What does a female lion call her mate?
