Which music festival was full of lumber?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?