Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
