How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What insect runs away from everything?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?