Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Because dad did a grape job raisin you.
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Which singer could always break a five?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What famous scientist will try anything?