Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Because dad did a grape job raisin you.
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What is another name for a cow?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
How do animals blend into the desert?