Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Because dad did a grape job raisin you.
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What did one plate say to the other?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?