Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Because dad did a grape job raisin you.
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do Scottish toads play?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
