Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Because dad did a grape job raisin you.
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's E.T. short for?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What makes music in your hair?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?