What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Elefont.
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
