If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What shape is bad at driving?
How do you grill cheese?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?