What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why was the bee sad?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?