What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
The aqua-marines!
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why are frogs always happy?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
