What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
The aqua-marines!
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?