Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
They always end up fighting tooth and nail.
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What vegetables make the best music?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Which dance will a chicken not do?