Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
They always end up fighting tooth and nail.
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Where do milkshakes come from?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why are books always so angry?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
How do horses navigate at night?