Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
They always end up fighting tooth and nail.
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
How long will dinner be?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why was the bunny upset?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
