Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
They always end up fighting tooth and nail.
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why did the student eat their homework?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?