Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
They always end up fighting tooth and nail.
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Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What tree has the most bark?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?