Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why was the dog overweight?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
