Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you call a pig thief?
This candy bar is a real home run.