What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Wrap music.
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What do nosey peppers do?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?