What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Wrap music.
What do you find at the end of everything?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?