What's the beach's favorite movie?
Dune.
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do you call a sad latte?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
How does a barber get to work?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why do bees gossip?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do fish do at parades?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?