Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?