What is a duck's favorite snack?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?