Do you have the best ceiling?
No, but it's up there.
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What is the most adorable season?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
