How do you spot a modern spider?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What is the coolest country?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?