Do you have the best ceiling?
No, but it's up there.
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
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What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
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How does cardboard get its workout in?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Where was Noah born?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What type of animal does well in the cold?