What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What game do bats excel at?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What animal floats best?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?