What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Which insect is the smartest?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why is summer always sad?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?