Why did spring break up with winter?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why do two skunks argue?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
A book just fell on my head.
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?