Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have little antibodies.
Who are crows' favorite family members?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a pig thief?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What country has the most fish?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
