Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have little antibodies.
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why was the horse so happy?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do you call a greedy elf?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?