What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Water sports.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Which singer could always break a five?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
