What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Water sports.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What school subject really rocks?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What's the slowest 5k?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Which state has the best streets?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?