What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Which relative loves rice?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?