What does an attorney say when getting married?
I do accept these terms and conditions.
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do you call an old snowman?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?