Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?