What do you call a famous turtle?
A shellebrity.
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why do cows go to New York?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?