What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What did the snake name his daughter?