What do you call a famous turtle?
A shellebrity.
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Families are like fudge.
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Which animals make the best football players?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
