What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What does a panda ghost say?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
How do horses stay in such great shape?