Where does a pianist go on vacation?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do little fish love to play with?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?