What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why are ghosts always single?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?