Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What's the noisiest food?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?