What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why do vampires always look sick?
How does a witch play loud music?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?