Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Because they never have any gas.
How does dinner smell?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
How did the tree get lost?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?