What animal has 20/20 vision?
A see-lion.
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Which elf is the best singer?
Shoutout to my grandma!
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
How do you get kids to do something?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
How do automobiles fly?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What did the sick chicken say?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?