Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What do you call an animal pop star?