What animal has 20/20 vision?
A see-lion.
Why are frogs always so happy?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What horn never makes a sound?
What style of music weighs the most?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Which fly makes films?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
