What animal has 20/20 vision?
A see-lion.
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What did the salad say to its dad?
How do you make a cow float?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What words make the best athletes?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?