What animal has 20/20 vision?
A see-lion.
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
How do horses navigate at night?
Where do actors go to pray?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What fairy loves to count?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?