What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What table can you never sit at?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?