What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What fish sings the best?
When should you start writing a book?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What shape has a knighthood?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Where do ships always get stuck?