What do you call a happy Lassie?
A jolly collie.
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What day is your mom always right?
Why was the spider so smart?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
How can you farm during the winter?