What do you call a happy Lassie?
A jolly collie.
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do insects learn at school?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Which family member has tusks?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?