What do you call a happy Lassie?
A jolly collie.
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What's the politest month?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
