What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?