Where do dads store their dad jokes?
In the dad-a-base.
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
How do you organize a space party?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
It's allergy season again?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Where was Noah born?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
