Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
How do fleas travel?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do you call the dog magician?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?