What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What's a forklift?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you get when two plants kiss?