Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What is a cow's dream job?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why was the cat so small?
What do you call a vacation at home?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
