Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
It was a collage grad.
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?