Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?