Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Which singer could always break a five?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What's the holiest insect?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do you call an artistic dog?